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my tarot reading today:

• justice - good karma is coming my way and i may need to make a fair judgement. this is a card of truth-seeking, listening inward to find balance between action and emotion.
• knight of swords - i am rushing forward into action and putting priority on getting what i want, no matter the consequences. i must be careful to not let the energetic thrill get in the way of responsibility.
• the high priestess (reversed) - i am finding it difficult to listen to my intuition. when the high priestess appears, especially reversed, it can indicate that careful attention must be paid to your gut. answer the call, it is trying to tell me something.

march is in full swing i guess and lately i've been feeling all starry-eyed and prioritizing fun. mostly it's just such a relief to know that having a good time is even possible. added an olderpoemto website and found out about using the pre tag in html, which will make formatting my poetry sooo much easier oh my god. anyways. listening to jeff buckley's sketches for my sweetheart the drunk, hand-burned by someone on the upper east side (thank you thrift store gods!). now i just need cole to come help me figure out these damn boxes...

happy valentine's day! welcome to the newest portion of my website: the magic box. this will be a place for stuff i love: the social network screenplay, y2k jason schwartzman, gifs of adorable bears. part blog, part pinterest board, part archive. special thanks to cole for helping me with these columns... xoxo

can't stop listening to britney spears' heaven on earth.

also oh my godddd took me hours to figure it out but i finally fixed the buttons on each post. tbh it was a very simple solution so i feel like an idiot but im just happy to have figured it out all my lonesome. ah the epic highs and lows of coding...

my bewitched review

added some windows xp title bars, just need to right-shift the buttons and make them usable, cole call me back! usedthis githubfor reference and button images. feeling strong and appreciating the silliness of life. more nostalgia and jason schwartzman to come.

INT. BULLPEN - CONTINUOUS EDUARDO Mark? MARK doesn’t look up from his computer-- EDUARDO (CONT’D) Mark. MARK still doesn’t look up-- SEAN He’s wired in. EDUARDO (pause) I’m sorry? SEAN He’s wired in. EDUARDO Is he? SEAN Yes. EDUARDO picks up MARK’s laptop over his head and smashes it down on the desk, breaking it into pieces. EDUARDO How ‘bout now, are you still wired in? SEAN (to the girl at the desk he’s leaning against) Call security. Everyone in the office is frozen, silent and watching. EDUARDO You issued over 24-million new shares of stock. MARK You were told that if new investors came along-- EDUARDO How much were your shares diluted? How much were his?! CUT TO: INT. FIRST DEPOSITION ROOM - EVENING GRETCHEN What was Mr. Zuckerberg’s ownership share diluted down to? EDUARDO It wasn’t. GRETCHEN What was Mr. Moskovitz’s ownership share diluted down to? EDUARDO It wasn’t. GRETCHEN What was Sean Parker’s ownership share diluted down to? EDUARDO It wasn’t. GRETCHEN What was Peter Thiel’s ownership share diluted down to? EDUARDO It wasn’t. GRETCHEN What was your ownership share diluted down to? EDUARDO (pause) Point-zero-three percent. CUT TO: INT. NEW FACEBOOK OFFICES - NIGHT MARK You signed the papers. EDUARDO You set me up. MARK You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company?! EDUARDO It’s gonna be like I’m not part of Facebook. SEAN It’s won’t be like you’re not part of Facebook, you’re not part of Facebook. EDUARDO My name’s on the masthead. SEAN You might wanna check again. EDUARDO is momentarily frozen... EDUARDO This is because I froze the account? SEAN You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? EDUARDO Sorry, my Prada’s at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my fuck-you flip-flops you pretentious douchebag. SEAN Security’s here. You’ll be leaving now. Two SECURITY GUARDS have come in-- EDUARDO I’m not signing those papers. SEAN We’ll get the signature. EDUARDO (turning to MARK) Tell me this isn’t about me getting into the Phoenix! (pause) EDUARDO (CONT’D) You did it. I always knew you did it. You planted the story about the chicken. SEAN (pause) What is he talking about? EDUARDO You had me accused-- SEAN Seriously, what the hell’s the chicken? EDUARDO And I’ll bet what you hated the most is that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook--which I am! You better lawyerup, asshole, ‘cause I’m not comin’ back for my 30 percent, I’m comin’ back for everything! SEAN (to SECURITY) Get him outa here. EDUARDO I’m going. SEAN Hang on. SEAN hands EDUARDO a folded check. SEAN (CONT’D) I almost forgot, there’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it, though, I drew it on the account you froze. EDUARDO looks at SEAN...then suddenly and quickly cocks his fist back to punch him in the face. SEAN flinches as EDUARDO holds his punch and lets out a small laugh. EDUARDO I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough. EDUARDO exits with the security escort.